Anonymous asked: Blowjob? or handjob?

guidomio:

full time job with health care benefits

unsends:

bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

“busted” from phineas and ferb and “take a hint” from victorious are the greatest bops of all time, case closed